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Disturbingly vague ingredients generated by neural network

This neural network, a learning algorithm trained on 30MB of cookbook recipes, generates new recipes based on probabilities. The resulting ingredients, while their words are individually probable, can end up disturbingly vague. “Yeah… I’m pretty sure this recipe’s gonna contain some… chunks.”
¼ cup white seeds
1 cup mixture
1 teaspoon juice
1 chunks
¼ lb fresh surface
¼ teaspoon brown leaves
½ cup with no noodles
1 round meat in bowl

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Cooking with Cthulhu

lewisandquark:

Here’s what you get when you give incomplete cookbook recipes to a neural network trained on the complete works of H. P. Lovecraft:
Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 32 minutes. Test corners to see if done, as center will seem like the next horror of Second House.
Whip ½ pint of heavy cream. Add 4 Tbsp. brandy or rum to possibly open things that will never be wholly reported.
Cook over a hot grill, or over glowing remains of tunnel mouth.
With blender on high speed, add ice cubes, one at a time, making certain each cube is the end.
Dice the pulp of the eggplant and put it in a bowl with the vast stark rocks.
NOTE: As this is a tart rather than a cheesecake, you should be disturbed.
This may be one of the most exceptional souffles you’ll ever serve. The beet color spreads upward from the noisome Great Ones.
Coat apple slices with strange things.
NOTE: If chocolate sauce is not completely smooth, we became the state of the mad and discovered more desperate tracks and merciful sky.
Cook over medium heat until thickened and bubbly. Spoon over bizarre eyes.
Source: Bon Appetit - June 1991 Typed for you by the ancient Alert and Brattleboro and the Walter Sabbath of Inquanok - and the final monoliths of the Essecian Head.

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onedamnfinecupofcoffe:

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humansofnewyork:

(3/3) “I miss that we can’t go out and dance. Or visit other people. We used to volunteer at the senior center every Wednesday. She’d play the piano, and I’d turn the pages for her. The hymns were some of the last things she remembered. Music was her life. But one day she wouldn’t play anymore. And I told the staff that they’d need to find someone else. So we stay here now. But I don’t see this as a curse. It’s an honor. This is what the Lord has given me to do. She has served this family her entire life. And now it’s my turn to serve her. I might not have her mentally. But I have her. I can still make her smile. I can make bubbly noises, and blow on her, and she’ll smile. Every morning we’ll sit in this chair and we’ll cuddle until noon. I rock this lady more than I rock my grandchildren. She likes to slip her hand under my shirt to feel my skin. And she still likes to kiss. Every once in awhile she’ll reach up and give me a kiss. Sometimes she starts ‘yakking.’ She doesn’t say actual words. And it doesn’t make any sense. But I never tell her to be quiet, because it’s better than nothing at all.”

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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

John Lennon and Elton John

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justdonkeys:

27/10/2016
🐴Fun-Donk-Friday!🐴
Road Runner
This chocolate pudding has decided to be an unofficial participant in a cycle race!
Contrary to most people’s perceptions donkeys can run quite fast, but unlike horses usually in short bursts. His nature is to pull over, turn round and assess his situation visually before making his next move to either investigate, calm down, or run again. He does this as a result of evolutionary environmental influences;
1. He is territorial habituating for the most part an established territory.
2. Historically he is programmed to preserve his corporeal resources in a tough environment where food was sparse, but, if in good supply, was low in nutritional value.
(The vehicles are all sponsor vehicles so they’re not travelling faster than the cycles.)
🐴 Amusant-âne-Vendredi!🐴

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